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If you dress up like a busted David Bowie and sing creepy songs I'll be on the sidelines cheering you on. Your good looks overcompensate for any faults you may have.

I'm very judgmental and would love someone to join me. Does that girl have a dead tooth? Gross. Let's make biting (ha) remarks about her. Is your friend illiterate? Let's host an intervention for him involving guns and beating pots and pans together.

I'm pretty cute, 7.2 and up, but am not posting a picture on here because I don't wanna run into the Charlie types who I ignore. That could get weird.. I seeking private sex.

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